i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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