I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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