I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
birth control should be required to get into college
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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