He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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