I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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