evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
