Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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