i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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