Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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