Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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