You can't special order awesome
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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