the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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