Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
