I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My balls are so social today.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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