He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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