I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Too much gin, very little bucket
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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