This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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