You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
Randomize
