were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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