After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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