question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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