he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
We're too hungover to prance.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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