Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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