Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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