I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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