I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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