I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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