my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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