His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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