That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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