just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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