yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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