That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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