Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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