Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I think i got beer on your cat.
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