Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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