awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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