so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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