Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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