i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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