Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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