Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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