Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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