nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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