Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
wow bdsm is so cute
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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