we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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