I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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