Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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