no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
why do cheetos always look like penises
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Randomize