yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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