we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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