There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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