I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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