week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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