problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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