I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Randomize
