After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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